cashier: sorry but you don't have enough money to buy this
me: okay
me: rosebud
me: rosebud
me: motherlode
me: motherlode
me: motherlode
me: kaching
me: motherlode
me: okay how about now

breadstickfanclub:

The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.

(via doineedaname)